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therealallecto:

scaredpotter:

the slytherins making a drinking game where they take a shot every time draco malfoy talks about harry potter

also known as the night Madam Pomfrey had to save an entire dormitory from alcohol poisoning

11 minutes ago on September 18th, 2014 | J | 92,403 notes
tyleroakley:

SLAY HIM

tyleroakley:

SLAY HIM

11 minutes ago on September 18th, 2014 | J | 130,471 notes
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bowlingforsoup:

id like to see an english teacher write a successful text post

12 minutes ago on September 18th, 2014 | J | 161,602 notes

So this happened at Subway the other day

Me wearing my Pizza John shirt at subway:
Sandwich Artist: Who's that guy?
Me: Um... John Green.
Sandwich Artist: I've heard that name before. Is he like running for president?
Me: No.. He wrote some books. You've probably heard of The Fault In Our Stars.
Sandwich Artist: oh yeah. That thing . Well he should run for president. I'd vote for him, since I take it from your shirt he's a pizza fan. I'm pro pizza.
13 minutes ago on September 18th, 2014 | J | 14,968 notes
africant:

me

africant:

me

14 minutes ago on September 18th, 2014 | J | 152,600 notes

leshiekjules:

 

14 minutes ago on September 18th, 2014 | J | 571,107 notes
georgetakei:

I’m going to need a lot of patience just to not hit my forehead so hard with my palm.
Source: That’s Messed Up - http://po.st/1df5Hk

georgetakei:

I’m going to need a lot of patience just to not hit my forehead so hard with my palm.

Source: That’s Messed Up - http://po.st/1df5Hk

15 minutes ago on September 18th, 2014 | J | 502 notes
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epic-humor:

vinebox:

White people in scary movies be like…

She deserves an oscar

15 minutes ago on September 18th, 2014 | J | 31,417 notes

draelogor:

fuckingconversations:

teamfreekickass:

spiffypop:

housetohalf:

mysnarkasm:

When I grow up I want to be Ming-Na Wen.

She’s the voice of Mulan, as if she wasn’t amazing enough.

Girl is 50 years old.

FIFTY. YEARS. OLD.

fun fact: When you break things with your hands like that you have t break your fingers on purpose before so that they heal stronger. So basically this woman is so badass she broke her hands just to do this. 

You asshat, you’re making it sound like she snaps her fingers in half. 

Martial artists like Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee (and yes, fucking Ming-Na Wen, that beautiful badass) will build up their bone strength by repeatedly (and fairly gently) striking sand, gravel, wood and steel - this creates tons of microfractures in their bones (smaller than even a hairline fracture) so the bones will heal over again and make the bones stronger and denser with increased deposits of calcium. 

This has to be done over long-ass periods of time, so the bones have time to heal, and none of the fractures expand into actual breaks. 

Oh, and she’s doing precise-ass kicks in HIGH HEELS. 

with all the force of a great typhoon

16 minutes ago on September 18th, 2014 | J | 469,417 notes

hypersaurusrex:

sixpenceee:

From 34 Powerful Ads That Make You Think

WOW

17 minutes ago on September 18th, 2014 | J | 101,904 notes

punnier:

when ur friend remembers ur birthday and u try remember theirs and you just

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19 minutes ago on September 18th, 2014 | J | 1,477 notes

chainsandshipsexciteme:

no-heroes-allowedd:

fractvm:

meganthebadwolf:

10 AND 13 KILLED ME

This made me so sad and reminded me that I fucking love Harry Potter

15 though

WHO TOLD YOU THAT 5, 10, & 13 WERE OKAY? NO ONE, THAT’S WHO.

20 minutes ago on September 18th, 2014 | J | 374,063 notes

vtforpedro:

Good god why is this cracking me up so much

23 minutes ago on September 18th, 2014 | J | 172,704 notes
mastersynn:

thoughtsofallie:

I think this may be a sign that there’s something wrong with the way schools teach

Well no wonder we all fucked up

mastersynn:

thoughtsofallie:

I think this may be a sign that there’s something wrong with the way schools teach

Well no wonder we all fucked up

24 minutes ago on September 18th, 2014 | J | 467,480 notes