Jesus take the wheel
Whoa there Jesus
when you try his cum for the first time
"your homework still isn’t done? what have you been doing this whole time??"
"will you ever get over it?"
will you ever learn to shut the fuck up
Worst playground ever.
what the actual FUCK
the new human centipede looks weird
why is there a huge jug of oregano??? who the fuck puts oregano in brownies?????
i have been informed that it is not oregano but is in fact marijuanaoh
if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember that one time i had to fly with my cello so we bought it a seat
and it got upgraded to first class
i hate being that guy who adds onto a text post but my dad is a cellist and he has to buy a seat for his cello every time he has to fly somewhere for a show and the cello has become such a valued customer for airlines that we regularly get mail addressed to “Cello Friesen” for airfare deals and stuff
Prisoner zero has escaped
[aggressively thinks about having sex with you while keeping a straight face]
Look at her phone omg
The shoes tho
i loved the 90s
cadet kelly premiered in 2002
everyone knows the 90s didn’t end until about 2004
Reblogging for accuracy of the last comment.
if you ever feel like a failure, just remember that jack crawford and the fbi arrested a vegan as the main suspect on a cannibal case
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
I know we all love Edna because she’s super fierce and determined and an awesome role model and shit but
do you ever think that she feels intensely guilty over this, having made this suit that lead to the death of this amazing young girl
Maybe there’s a reason she never looks back.
why would you do this
SO dublin minors won the all ireland football this week (don’t worry if u don’t understand its just a sideline)
and they were all out celebrating
and they found daniel radcliffe in dublin at 4am and invited him to a house party with them
and he…went with them
How to celebrity; A book by Daniel Radcliffe