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vixxtoobomb:

vixxtoobomb:

when an idol u liked fucks up
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when ppl try to defend them

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12 hours ago on July 31st, 2014 | J | 228,344 notes
calliedope:

when will my master return from the supermarket

calliedope:

when will my master return from the supermarket

12 hours ago on July 31st, 2014 | J | 120,247 notes

nevermorethoughts:

How I view my Tumblr audience: image

How it actually is: image

12 hours ago on July 31st, 2014 | J | 167,110 notes

falstafff:

i don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability.
think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100%.

12 hours ago on July 31st, 2014 | J | 174,669 notes
tastefullyoffensive:

Don’t like trucks? [x]

tastefullyoffensive:

Don’t like trucks? [x]

12 hours ago on July 31st, 2014 | J | 4,420 notes
did-you-kno:

The State of Utah has the highest consumption of pornography viewing per capita than any state in the United States.
Source

did-you-kno:

The State of Utah has the highest consumption of pornography viewing per capita than any state in the United States.

Source

13 hours ago on July 31st, 2014 | J | 1,931 notes

hi:

hi:

hi:

MY PARENTS LEFT ME HOME ALONE FOR THE WEEK EVERYONE COME OVER FOR A HUGE PARTY

update: it’s been 5 minutes and i’m walking around my house just in my underwear and moon shoes, party is getting pretty wild

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my teacher in class the other day said “Make sure you don’t do things on the internet you might regret, because they will most likely affect your future badly” then my good friend just looked at me and whispered really quietly “Moon shoes…”

13 hours ago on July 31st, 2014 | J | 439,266 notes

dorkly:

Heimdall: The Nosiest Jerk in Asgard

13 hours ago on July 31st, 2014 | J | 74,913 notes

getoffmybloghoe:

getoffmybloghoe:

louijia board

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13 hours ago on July 31st, 2014 | J | 60,984 notes
mariocvomo:

let’s talk about how cool this pic is

mariocvomo:

let’s talk about how cool this pic is

23 hours ago on July 31st, 2014 | J | 1,681 notes
explosivecake25:

chieguevara:

joyceanfartboner:

Nice!

Nice! Nice!

Nice! Nice! Nice!

explosivecake25:

chieguevara:

joyceanfartboner:

Nice!

Nice! Nice!

Nice! Nice! Nice!

23 hours ago on July 31st, 2014 | J | 16,627 notes

idontlikeyourcat:

heavenandhellcastiel:

the-trench-coat-fandom:

heavenandhellcastiel:

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lol look they finally found god. 

THEY FINALLY FOUND GOD

That was the most brilliant Supernatural takeover I’ve seen in a while.

23 hours ago on July 31st, 2014 | J | 587,918 notes
aspidelaps:

#that time u met jesus and he was just like haha check out this sweet yo-yo

aspidelaps:

#that time u met jesus and he was just like haha check out this sweet yo-yo

23 hours ago on July 31st, 2014 | J | 173,002 notes

thnxfrthvnm:

20dollarfalloutboy:

inthetardislight:

behindtheprettyoddsea:

20dollarfalloutboy:

WHEN I SAY SHOTGUN YOU SAY WEDDING

WEDDING

WEDDING

YOU GUYS ARE DOING IT WRONG

THE POOR GROOM’S BRIDE IS A WHORE

23 hours ago on July 31st, 2014 | J | 2,271 notes

lotrlockedwhovian:

naivepanda:

Thank the heavens

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For fucking

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Orlando Bloom

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I don’t condone violence but…I just…that arrogant, disrespectful, selfish little shit needs to learn there are consequences to his actions and the fact that people allegedly clapped should tell you something too. 

1 day ago on July 31st, 2014 | J | 44,211 notes