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cumber-tardis:

Jesus take the wheel

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Whoa there Jesus

4 hours ago on April 18th, 2014 | J | 102,173 notes

saltedvagina:

when you try his cum for the first time

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4 hours ago on April 18th, 2014 | J | 15,726 notes

i-like-butt:

"your homework still isn’t done? what have you been doing this whole time??"

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4 hours ago on April 18th, 2014 | J | 64,090 notes

hanjibaggins:

"will you ever get over it?"

will you ever learn to shut the fuck up

4 hours ago on April 18th, 2014 | J | 6 notes
borderlineotaku:

fruitycat:

worsethanmyotherblog:

Worst playground ever.

what the actual FUCK

the new human centipede looks weird

borderlineotaku:

fruitycat:

worsethanmyotherblog:

Worst playground ever.

what the actual FUCK

the new human centipede looks weird

4 hours ago on April 18th, 2014 | J | 25,048 notes
can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

why is there a huge jug of oregano??? who the fuck puts oregano in brownies?????

i have been informed that it is not oregano but is in fact marijuana
oh

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

why is there a huge jug of oregano??? who the fuck puts oregano in brownies?????

i have been informed that it is not oregano but is in fact marijuana

oh
4 hours ago on April 18th, 2014 | J | 69,591 notes

cheatcommandos:

intosnarkness:

if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember that one time i had to fly with my cello so we bought it a seat

and it got upgraded to first class

without me

i hate being that guy who adds onto a text post but my dad is a cellist and he has to buy a seat for his cello every time he has to fly somewhere for a show and the cello has become such a valued customer for airlines that we regularly get mail addressed to “Cello Friesen” for airfare deals and stuff

4 hours ago on April 18th, 2014 | J | 193,282 notes
thatsqualitystuff:

Prisoner zero has escaped

thatsqualitystuff:

Prisoner zero has escaped

4 hours ago on April 18th, 2014 | J | 169,628 notes

spoken-not-written:

[aggressively thinks about having sex with you while keeping a straight face]

4 hours ago on April 18th, 2014 | J | 77,448 notes
anonymousnerdgirl:

godstilldontlikeugly:

lindsaychrist:

jollymermaid:

qveenly:

twelve-thirteen-eleven:

Look at her phone omg

The shoes tho

i loved the 90s

cadet kelly premiered in 2002

everyone knows the 90s didn’t end until about 2004

Reblogging for accuracy of the last comment.

anonymousnerdgirl:

godstilldontlikeugly:

lindsaychrist:

jollymermaid:

qveenly:

twelve-thirteen-eleven:

Look at her phone omg

The shoes tho

i loved the 90s

cadet kelly premiered in 2002

everyone knows the 90s didn’t end until about 2004

Reblogging for accuracy of the last comment.

5 hours ago on April 18th, 2014 | J | 228,872 notes

fredschilton:

if you ever feel like a failure, just remember that jack crawford and the fbi arrested a vegan as the main suspect on a cannibal case

5 hours ago on April 18th, 2014 | J | 31,654 notes

tundrasretreat:

professorprof:

kiyuukins:

ponies-n-things:

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

I know we all love Edna because she’s super fierce and determined and an awesome role model and shit but

do you ever think that she feels intensely guilty over this, having made this suit that lead to the death of this amazing young girl

Maybe there’s a reason she never looks back.

why would you do this

5 hours ago on April 18th, 2014 | J | 71,227 notes
5 hours ago on April 18th, 2014 | J | 18,072 notes
fangoriaaa:

shslequius:

mango is a funny word

jESUS FUKCING CHRIS  T

fangoriaaa:

shslequius:

mango is a funny word

jESUS FUKCING CHRIS  T

5 hours ago on April 18th, 2014 | J | 22,455 notes

collegecutiepie:

sideshowknob:

SO dublin minors won the all ireland football this week (don’t worry if u don’t understand its just a sideline)

and they were all out celebrating

and they found daniel radcliffe in dublin at 4am and invited him to a house party with them

and he…went with them

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How to celebrity; A book by Daniel Radcliffe

5 hours ago on April 18th, 2014 | J | 179,794 notes