when an idol u liked fucks up
when ppl try to defend them
when will my master return from the supermarket
How I view my Tumblr audience:
How it actually is:
i don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability.
think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100%.
The State of Utah has the highest consumption of pornography viewing per capita than any state in the United States.
MY PARENTS LEFT ME HOME ALONE FOR THE WEEK EVERYONE COME OVER FOR A HUGE PARTY
update: it’s been 5 minutes and i’m walking around my house just in my underwear and moon shoes, party is getting pretty wild
my teacher in class the other day said “Make sure you don’t do things on the internet you might regret, because they will most likely affect your future badly” then my good friend just looked at me and whispered really quietly “Moon shoes…”
let’s talk about how cool this pic is
That was the most brilliant Supernatural takeover I’ve seen in a while.
#that time u met jesus and he was just like haha check out this sweet yo-yo
WHEN I SAY SHOTGUN YOU SAY WEDDING
YOU GUYS ARE DOING IT WRONG
THE POOR GROOM’S BRIDE IS A WHORE